In the April edition of Scientific American, science will finally dispose of its most cherished conspiracy. Yes, that's right, according to this story the days of requiriing little things like "evidence" or "testable models" are passing along with the dinosaurs.
Evolution was a fun little evil, but I can see it's time has passed. Always one to see the value in new modes of thinking, I have re-evaluated some of my own positions, basing my new prospectives under logic that previously we rational people regarded as somewhat suspect.
It turns out that 300x50x30 cubits really is enough space to hold 3,858,920 animals.
It turns out that the earth really is around six to ten thousand years old.
It turns out that all those arguments we thought were "debunked" were actually dismissed a little too early by people who insisted on "evidence".
Well, I say so long to the monolithic tyranny of rational scientific models! It's about time our scientific discourses were guided by the principles of democracy and Christianity for which our nation has ever stood.