Well, the day has come when anyone in a romantic engagement must now line up at the Hallmark store and wait to get milked.
Dinner, Jazz show: $200
Days until you have to do this again: 365 - (closest of Anniversary/Birthday/CPA certification...)
Unlicensed and hardly original parody of national advertisment campaign: Fine not in excess of $100,000 and no more than three to five years in pris... I mean, priceless.
If money doesn't buy it, then that means you're single. For everyone else, there's Mastercard.